Creative writing: Rich for one day.

To be the person who is given the $100 billion, would truly be a life changing event. I would never have to face that moment where you walk into the cafeteria to find a place to sit and everyone stares at you, again; for I would simply build a new cafeteria and higher a world class mime as a bouncer. This way, everyone would get confused as to what the bouncer was saying, so they would just walk away, resulting in my cafeteria being empty so I can throw my food around the room without consequence.


For my own personal pleasures I would purchase thousands of food based and underwater creature oriented telephones. I would than hook each and everyone of them up in one room, making no walls visible. I'd be sure to set them all as the same number... except for one. I would also put one single lawn chair in the middle of the room. I would than sit cross legged in the centre of the room, use the one odd numbered phone, and dial the other phone number. I would do this at inappropriate times of day, to ensure that my neighbours would too, become insane.

I would also higher NASA's best engineer's to create my own personal space shuttle, in which would contain bouncy castle balls as far as the eye could see. The balls would then be literally everywhere once in space due to no gravity, making it feel as though you're swimming in one of those corn popper baby toys.

From there, I would spend money in ways that would be beneficial to others. I would make a deal with president Obama. I would pay off America's debt, in return of 48% of America's air. This way, I could begin my quest in search for a better world. After buying a robot that can predict the future, I would know that earth would soon be in ruins; which is why I would go find my own new planet that was sustainable to live on.

The departure would take place at 12am, Dec 20, 2012. Accompanying me would be Bo Burnham, and Gandalf the white. Of course Gandalf isn't real, but I would higher Ian Mckellen to play that role throughout the entire adventure. We would travel for many years until we were running low on Oxygen, during which Bo and I would be cracking cleverly worded puns, while basking in the awesomeness of the great white. 

We would come to a planet which would have rings like Saturn, only rainbow. After exploring, we'd find large oceans and that the planet is covered in oxygen. We would than make our way back to earth, saving the few that were left. Luckily before departing, I purchased thousands of fruit trees and many cattle; which would act as the main food supplies.


I would then enforce myself as the world leader, and name the newly found planet " Super crazy awesome 100x better than old earth, new earth". Because nobody on Super Crazy Awesome 100x Better Than Old Earth, New Earth had any money, I would supply everyone with money in order to have a successful economical system.


That is what I would spend 100 billion dollars on, if you, Mr. Lobb, gave that ridiculous amount of cash to me.